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Reason Why I'm Salty #2573209

Sun Sep 4, 2016, 10:02 PM
  • Listening to: the rage-filled screams of tryhards
  • Playing: Splatoon probably
  • Drinking: COFFEE
YOU WANNA KNOW WHY I'M SO DAMN SALTY ALL THE TIME?



^  BECAUSE SHITBAGS LIKE THAT EXIST

Now I consider myself pretty damn good at Turf War (I never play Ranked so I don't know what my rank might be), and I regularly squid party with players who are S-rank and higher. I know a chick who can snipe people mid-air with an E-liter 3K Scope. In fact I have evidence of that. And another one of my squid party pals has scored near the top of the list in several Splatfests, after that Splatfest Power system was introduced... and by the way, why the hell'd they add that feature only to end Splatfests so soon after?

Clearly, in the case of squid partiers, it's not an issue of us being unskilled players. Squid parties are for cool squids and those who know how to relax and have fun. Not psychotic pieces of shit who treat the game like it's Call of Duty. And believe me, the amount of shady, psychotic behavior I've seen in people playing this game is troubling. I studied abnormal psych in college, and I'm sure I'd have enough fodder to write a paper on those who take it upon themselves to attack squid partiers - especially the ones who fake being nice just to get some easy kills. So don't even get me started 'cause the salt is already overflowing.

ANYHOW, if bitches wanna find out just how good squid partiers are at the game, they're welcome to drop themselves into a full party room and see how long they last. Because once everybody knows you're an asshole, even your own teammates will betray you. "A man without friends is a man without power."  Y'all don't fuck with squid partiers, because we are serious about what we do. Especially if we're trying to have a cash party. BOY don't even try to fuck that shit up. If y'all don't wanna help Miss G make the cheddar, then you haul your ass outta there. #1 Rule for any squid party:  Be nice or LEAVE. And don't make me throw your ass out, 'cause I will. Bitches get stitches.

There... I just had to rant a little, because they don't give me much space to write on Miiverse, and also you're not allowed to swear. I'm sorry but Miss G got to tell it like it is. I replied to his post and called him a Negative Nancy, which he is, but it just doesn't quite sum him up as thoroughly as "crusty cuntbag" or "obnoxious dick-twiddling shithead." So there. We don't need to 'git gud,' son. You just need to pull the stick out of your ass. And that's all I got to say right now.

THE INKSTRIKE QUEEN HAS SPOKEN

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A greeting for Jaxon. Great party!
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human-groveback Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2016  Professional General Artist
Out of curiosity, did you get my note?
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GalenaLarkin Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2016  Professional Writer
I believe so. Been kinda busy all day and I'm playing Splatoon right now  :)
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human-groveback Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2016  Professional General Artist
Okay.
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idongetit Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2016
Greetings from one xeno fan to another ;)
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GalenaLarkin Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2016  Professional Writer
Hello  :D 
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idongetit Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2016
Any xeno sub species you're a fan of? *ie killer crab, gorilla, reds, etc*
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GalenaLarkin Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2016  Professional Writer
I'm partial to the "dog alien" from the third film. I know that's not everyone's favorite installment, but I found it okay and the design of the Xeno is adorable :heart: 
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CatsareCuteWMKM Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks for the llama!
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GalenaLarkin Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2016  Professional Writer
Thank you, too  :D 
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CatsareCuteWMKM Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
You're welcome!
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I wonder who is that famous purple inkling <3
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GalenaLarkin Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2016  Professional Writer
That ass ain't famous !
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FunfettiColorz Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2016
Yes, it is!
All hail the famous inkstrike quick. <3
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PeanutBunniSandvich Featured By Owner May 9, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Can you draw Julia? Your art is really good and I want to see her in your style.
((She is my OC, but my friend drew her for me. I asked him if I could upload it to my DA, since he doesn't have one, and he said yes))
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GalenaLarkin Featured By Owner May 9, 2016  Professional Writer
Oh I see, she's a blue-ringed octopus like my Yager. She doesn't seem as awful as him, though lol.
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PeanutBunniSandvich Featured By Owner May 9, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
She's the actual smol version of a blue ringed octopus. Like "5'2
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GalenaLarkin Featured By Owner May 9, 2016  Professional Writer
Aww that sounds cute. She looks cute, too.
Well, I just finished up several birthday gifts and art trades, and once a friend of mine finishes painting a background, I'm going to be doing a collab. I really want to draw some art for myself of my OCs, but I suppose I could work in a picture of your OC. Would you be able to offer some points or a few bucks on Paypal?
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birthdays Featured By Owner May 7, 2016
:woohoo: :party: :iconcakelickplz: !!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!! :iconcakelickplz: :party: :woohoo:

On behalf of the birthdays team, I sincerely apologize that your greeting has arrived late this year.

We hope you had an awesome day with lots of birthday fun, gifts, happiness and most definitely, lots of cake! Here's to another year!

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Happy birthday! :D
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Thank you!
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