YOU WANNA KNOW WHY I'M SO DAMN SALTY ALL THE TIME?^ BECAUSE SHITBAGS LIKE THAT EXIST
Now I consider myself pretty damn good at Turf War (I never play Ranked so I don't know what my rank might be), and I regularly squid party with players who are S-rank and higher. I know a chick who can snipe people mid-air with an E-liter 3K Scope. In fact I have evidence of that. And another one of my squid party pals has scored near the top of the list in several Splatfests, after that Splatfest Power system was introduced...
and by the way, why the hell'd they add that feature only to end Splatfests so soon after?
Clearly, in the case of squid partiers, it's not an issue of us being unskilled players. Squid parties are for cool squids and those who know how to relax and have fun. Not psychotic pieces of shit who treat the game like it's Call of Duty. And believe me, the amount of shady, psychotic behavior I've seen in people playing this game is troubling. I studied abnormal psych in college, and I'm sure I'd have enough fodder to write a paper on those who take it upon themselves to attack squid partiers - especially
the ones who fake being nice just to get some easy kills. So don't even get me started 'cause the salt is already overflowing.
ANYHOW, if bitches wanna find out just how good squid partiers are at the game, they're welcome to drop themselves into a full party room and see how long they last. Because once everybody knows you're an asshole, even your own teammates will betray you. "A man without friends is a man without power." Y'all don't fuck with squid partiers, because we are serious about what we do. Especially if we're trying to have a cash party. BOY don't even try to fuck that shit up. If y'all don't wanna help Miss G make the cheddar, then you haul your ass outta there. #1 Rule for any squid party: Be nice or LEAVE. And don't make me throw your ass out, 'cause I will. Bitches get stitches.
There... I just had to rant a little, because they don't give me much space to write on Miiverse, and also you're not allowed to swear. I'm sorry but Miss G got to tell it like it is. I replied to his post and called him a Negative Nancy, which he is, but it just doesn't quite sum him up as thoroughly as "crusty cuntbag" or "obnoxious dick-twiddling shithead." So there. We don't need to 'git gud,' son. You just need to pull the stick out of your ass. And that's all I got to say right now.THE INKSTRIKE QUEEN HAS SPOKEN